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    <title>As Soon As Plausible: Podcast Series</title>
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    <description>'Blame It On Irony'</description>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:28:07 GMT</pubDate>
    <itunes:subtitle>'Blame It On Irony'</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>It's The End Of The World (As We Know It) Episode 3</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://assoonasplausible.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/44620/0x0_666254.png" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right, this is definitely the last episode I'll be posting on the As Soon As Plausible page (I promise) as I have officially ran out of space on this account. So you will have to now get the new shows from www.itstheendoftheworld.podomatic.com or on iTunes. For more info check out www.myspace.com/themartinholmes</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:25:52 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-12</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2007-10-31</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:summary>Right, this is definitely the last episode I'll be posting on the As Soon As Plausible page (I promise) as I have officially ran out of space on this account. So you will have to now get the new shows from www.itstheendoftheworld.podomatic.com or on iTunes. For more info check out www.myspace.com/themartinholmes</itunes:summary>
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      <title>It's The End Of The World (As We Know It) Episode 2</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://assoonasplausible.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/44620/0x0_666255.png" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Episode 2 of the new comedy podcast series. For people still downloading through this page, in future the It's The End Of The World Podcasts will always be hosted at www.itstheendoftheworld.podomatic.com or on iTunes.

So subscribe for free to It's The End Of The World (As We Know It) just by searching for it in the iTunes music store or clicking the iTunes link of the itsthendoftheworld.podomatic.com page.

The new podcasts will no longer be hosted on the As Soon As Plausible site or feed.

Thank you.</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:52:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-18</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2007-10-25</dcterms:created>
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      <dc:creator>Martin Holmes</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:summary>Episode 2 of the new comedy podcast series. For people still downloading through this page, in future the It's The End Of The World Podcasts will always be hosted at www.itstheendoftheworld.podomatic.com or on iTunes.

So subscribe for free to It's The End Of The World (As We Know It) just by searching for it in the iTunes music store or clicking the iTunes link of the itsthendoftheworld.podomatic.com page.

The new podcasts will no longer be hosted on the As Soon As Plausible site or feed.

Thank you.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>It's The End Of The World (As We Know It) - New Podcast Series</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://assoonasplausible.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/44620/0x0_666256.png" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For all fans of As Soon As Plausible I now have a new podcast series titled It's The End Of The World (As We Know It), this is the first episode, even more silliness, satire, wit and downright silliness in the form of sketches, music and rants.

For more go to www.itstheendoftheworld.podomatic.com or www.myspace.com/themartinholmes

Or subscribe for FREE on iTunes, just search for It's The End Of The World (As We Know It) in the Music Store.</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2007 16:16:55 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-15</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2007-10-13</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:summary>For all fans of As Soon As Plausible I now have a new podcast series titled It's The End Of The World (As We Know It), this is the first episode, even more silliness, satire, wit and downright silliness in the form of sketches, music and rants.

For more go to www.itstheendoftheworld.podomatic.com or www.myspace.com/themartinholmes

Or subscribe for FREE on iTunes, just search for It's The End Of The World (As We Know It) in the Music Store.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>As Soon As Plausible Series 2: Episode 4</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://assoonasplausible.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/44620/0x0_666257.png" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Episode 4 of Series 2 of ASAP brings you the topic of Satan Vs God. Also featuring sketches such as The Beatles Tarrot Card Reading, Elton John's Demands and The Tony Blair Comic Relief Sketch Deleted Scene.

The show was written, produced and performed by Martin Holmes.

Music on sketches provided by Kevin Macleod of www.incompetech.com. Theme music provided by the Beet Junkie from www.soundclick.com/beetjunkie.</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:47:03 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-14</dcterms:modified>
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      <itunes:summary>Episode 4 of Series 2 of ASAP brings you the topic of Satan Vs God. Also featuring sketches such as The Beatles Tarrot Card Reading, Elton John's Demands and The Tony Blair Comic Relief Sketch Deleted Scene.

The show was written, produced and performed by Martin Holmes.

Music on sketches provided by Kevin Macleod of www.incompetech.com. Theme music provided by the Beet Junkie from www.soundclick.com/beetjunkie.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>As Soon As Plausible Series 2: Episode 3</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://assoonasplausible.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/44620/0x0_666258.png" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Episode 3 of Series 2 of As Soon As Plausible takes a look at 'Dead Body Disposal', its not as sick as it sounds, we will take a look at different types of funerals you can have when you pass away. The show also features new sketches such as The Cartoon Cartel, Forgotten Heroes and A Message From Sky TV.

Music on sketches provided by Kevin MacLeod from www.imcompetech.com

'Dead Body Disposal' soundbite was from Necro - Dead Body Disposal
'Antichrist' soundbite was from The Sex Pistols - Anarchy In The UK</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:42:28 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-19</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2007-03-09</dcterms:created>
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      <dc:creator>Martin Holmes</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:duration>1327</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Episode 3 of Series 2 of As Soon As Plausible takes a look at 'Dead Body Disposal', its not as sick as it sounds, we will take a look at different types of funerals you can have when you pass away. The show also features new sketches such as The Cartoon Cartel, Forgotten Heroes and A Message From Sky TV.

Music on sketches provided by Kevin MacLeod from www.imcompetech.com

'Dead Body Disposal' soundbite was from Necro - Dead Body Disposal
'Antichrist' soundbite was from The Sex Pistols - Anarchy In The UK</itunes:summary>
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      <title>As Soon As Plausible Series 2 - Episode 2</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://assoonasplausible.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/44620/0x0_666259.png" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Episode 2 of Series 2 of ASAP. Topic - Celebrity Breakdowns. Sketches include Roadshow of Antiques, Forgotten Heroes, The Cartoon Cartel and Here's One I Made Earlier.

Written, produced and performed by Martin Holmes, apart from the sketch Here's One I Made Earlier which was written, produced and performed by Dylan Taylor.

Music on sketches Forgotten Hereos and Cartoon Cartel courtesy of Kevin Mcleod and the music on Roadshow of Antiques courtesy of www.flashkits.com.

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      <pubDate>Sat, 24 Feb 2007 11:32:42 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-13</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2007-02-24</dcterms:created>
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      <dc:creator>Martin Holmes</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>asap</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:summary>Episode 2 of Series 2 of ASAP. Topic - Celebrity Breakdowns. Sketches include Roadshow of Antiques, Forgotten Heroes, The Cartoon Cartel and Here's One I Made Earlier.

Written, produced and performed by Martin Holmes, apart from the sketch Here's One I Made Earlier which was written, produced and performed by Dylan Taylor.

Music on sketches Forgotten Hereos and Cartoon Cartel courtesy of Kevin Mcleod and the music on Roadshow of Antiques courtesy of www.flashkits.com.

</itunes:summary>
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      <title>As Soon As Plausible Series 2: Episode 1</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://assoonasplausible.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/44620/0x0_666260.png" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As Soon As Plausible is back for a second series and its bigger and better than ever. Episode 1 takes a look at 'Government Commercial Campaigns' and also brings you brand new sketches and a new theme tune. Sketches include 'The Roadshow Of Antiques' and 'Ugly Betty Pitch'.

The show was written, performed and produced by Martin Holmes. Apart from the sketch 'Here's One I Made Earlier' which was written, performed and produced by Dylan Taylor.</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:30:45 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-17</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2007-02-09</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://assoonasplausible.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Martin Holmes</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:duration>1381</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>As Soon As Plausible is back for a second series and its bigger and better than ever. Episode 1 takes a look at 'Government Commercial Campaigns' and also brings you brand new sketches and a new theme tune. Sketches include 'The Roadshow Of Antiques' and 'Ugly Betty Pitch'.

The show was written, performed and produced by Martin Holmes. Apart from the sketch 'Here's One I Made Earlier' which was written, performed and produced by Dylan Taylor.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>As Soon As Plausible Podcast: Show 12 - The 53 Minute Christmas Special</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://assoonasplausible.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/44620/0x0_666261.png" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Episode 12 is the 53 Minute Christmas Special of As Soon As Plausible featuring lots of festive fun, sketches such as Faith Lost, Miricotto's Jazz Club, The Newsagent and Red Top Tabloid plus much much more.

Featuring music from The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Run DMC, The Who, The Waitresses and The Pogues.

The best episode of ASAP yet.</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:25:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-15</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-12-18</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:summary>Episode 12 is the 53 Minute Christmas Special of As Soon As Plausible featuring lots of festive fun, sketches such as Faith Lost, Miricotto's Jazz Club, The Newsagent and Red Top Tabloid plus much much more.

Featuring music from The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Run DMC, The Who, The Waitresses and The Pogues.

The best episode of ASAP yet.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>As Soon As Plausible Podcast: Show 11</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://assoonasplausible.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/44620/0x0_666262.png" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Episode 11 is The Vanilla Comedy Awards special, ASAP's version of the British Comedy Awards.</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2006 13:32:23 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-19</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-12-12</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://assoonasplausible.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Martin Holmes</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:duration>1333</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Episode 11 is The Vanilla Comedy Awards special, ASAP's version of the British Comedy Awards.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>As Soon As Plausible Podcast: Show 10</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://assoonasplausible.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/44620/0x0_666263.png" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Episode 10 takes a look at 'religion', Gods from all kind of religions are represented and also features sketches such as God Idol and Miricottos Jazz Club. Written, performed and produced by Martin.</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:22:17 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-19</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-12-05</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://assoonasplausible.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Martin Holmes</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>asap,comedy,holmes,martin,sketch</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>1398</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Episode 10 takes a look at 'religion', Gods from all kind of religions are represented and also features sketches such as God Idol and Miricottos Jazz Club. Written, performed and produced by Martin.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>As Soon As Plausible Podcast: Show 9</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://assoonasplausible.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/44620/0x0_666264.png" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Episode 9 takes a look at 'Anger' featuring comedy sketches such as Faith Lost, On The Streets With Greg Lavern and Get Me Out Of Here plus much much more.</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2006 18:02:13 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-15</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-11-27</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://assoonasplausible.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Martin Holmes</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:duration>1509</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Episode 9 takes a look at 'Anger' featuring comedy sketches such as Faith Lost, On The Streets With Greg Lavern and Get Me Out Of Here plus much much more.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>As Soon As Plausible Podcast: Show 8</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://assoonasplausible.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/44620/0x0_666265.png" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Episode 8 takes a look at 'stereotypes' and 'generalisations' featuring sketches such as 'Faith Lost', 'Prentetious Indie Band Auditions', '24 Hour News' and 'Get Me Out Of Here' plus lots more topical chat. Written, performed and produced by Martin Holmes.</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:08:52 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-16</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-11-20</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:duration>1769</itunes:duration>
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      <title>As Soon As Plausible Podcast: Show 6</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2006 14:15:54 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 13:34:01 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:26:05 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-19</dcterms:modified>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Oct 2006 13:00:48 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-14</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-10-16</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:duration>1795</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The third episode of the As Soon As Plausible Podcast Series, this episode features great sketches like 'Miricotto's Jazz Club', 'Faith Lost 2' and 'Adoption Services' plus lots more.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Oct 2006 13:19:53 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-19</dcterms:modified>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:54:05 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-14</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-10-07</dcterms:created>
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